Description
 
☕️ Funny Coffee Mug – “Touch My Mug and I Will Slap You So Hard” – Sarcastic Gift for Coworkers, Friends & Coffee Addicts
 
WARNING: Handle With Care… or Else!
For the fierce, the funny, and the caffeine-fueled warriors—this mug pulls no punches. The bold slogan “Touch My Mug and I Will Slap You So Hard” isn’t just a joke… it’s a lifestyle.
 
Crafted from durable ceramic and splashed with sass, this hilarious coffee mug lets everyone know the first rule of coffee club: DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE. MUG. Whether you're in a chaotic office, a busy household, or just need people to respect your brew, this is your mug, your rules.
 
🎯 Perfect For:
Sassy coworkers & office pranksters
Coffee addicts who don’t share
Moms, dads, or roommates who want peace before caffeine
Gag gifts, birthdays, Secret Santa, or white elephant exchanges
 
❤️ Why You’ll Love It:
Premium ceramic – microwave & dishwasher safe
Holds up to 11oz of your favorite hot beverage
Statement-making design that guarantees laughs
The perfect gift for someone with a sense of humor and a low tolerance for theft
Keeps your hands warm and your coffee safe
 
🧺 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
 
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