☕ Funny 10oz Glass Coffee Mug – “If You Touch My Cup; You Will Come Up Missing!” – Clear Mug for Bold Coffee Lovers & Sassy Sippers
 
🔥 For Those Who Take Their Coffee—and Their Boundaries—Seriously! 🔥
This isn’t your average mug. Our 10oz Clear Glass Coffee Mug with the hilariously bold warning: “If You Touch My Cup; You Will Come Up Missing!” is the perfect blend of humor, attitude, and caffeine-fueled truth. ☕💅
 
Built for coffee lovers who know the struggle of cup theft at work (or home 😤), this mug sets the tone before you even say a word. Whether it's a passive-aggressive office statement or a sassy morning mantra, this glass mug has your back.
Crafted from high-quality, heat-resistant glass, it's not just funny—it’s functional, fashionable, and fierce.
 
🍵 Mug Features:
Clear Glass: Offers a modern and stylish drinkware option.
Convenient Handle: Ergonomically designed for a comfortable grip.
Durable Material: Made from heat-resistant glass, ensuring long-lasting use.
Perfect Size: 10oz capacity, ideal for coffee, tea, or any favorite drink.
Adult Use Only: Designed exclusively for adult enjoyment.
 
✨ Add this mug to your cart now and let your cup do the talking. Your coffee is sacred. Defend it—with humor and style! 💀☕💥
 
🎯 Perfect For:
Anyone tired of people stealing “just a sip” 😒
Coffee drinkers with a bold personality
Coworker gifts, office humor, or dorm essentials
Sassy moms, caffeine queens, and sleep-deprived dads
Birthday, holiday, or just-because gifts for the unapologetically bold
 
❤️ Why You’ll Love It:
10oz size – perfect for your daily dose of sarcasm & coffee
Clear, durable borosilicate glass for a sleek, modern look
Microwave & dishwasher safe (because convenience matters)
Unique, attention-grabbing design that always starts conversation
Makes a hilarious gift they’ll never forget 🎁
 
🧺 Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
 
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China, For adults
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap