☕️ "If You Touch My Cup You Will Come Up Missing" Funny Cat Coffee Mug – Bold Ceramic Cup for Coffee and Cat Lovers with Attitude.
 
WARNING: Touch this mug at your own risk! ☠️
For the fiercely caffeinated and unapologetically protective, our “If You Touch My Cup; You Will Come Up Missing!” coffee mug is not just a statement—it's a lifestyle. This 11oz ceramic powerhouse lets everyone in the room know: You don’t share coffee... you survive by it. 💥
 
Start your mornings with a sip of sarcasm and a dash of “back off” energy. Whether you’re at the office, your kitchen counter, or trying to get five minutes of peace before school drop-off, this mug speaks for you—loudly and hilariously.
It’s perfect for the person who loves their coffee hot and their warnings even hotter. 🔥
This mug isn’t just funny—it’s your new emotional support system.
 
☕Product Features:
Microwave-safe for easy heating of beverages
Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
Vibrant colors produced using advanced printing techniques
High-quality white ceramic with a colored interior and handle
Available in two convenient sizes: 11oz and 15oz
 
🛒 Grab yours before someone else does—and remind them what happens when they mess with your cup. Click “Add to Cart” now!
 
🎁 Perfect For:
Coffee snobs with killer humor 😎
Sarcastic coworkers who guard their caffeine like gold
Moms, dads, and caffeine queens 👑
Anyone who’s ever said “Don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve had coffee”
Hilarious birthday, office, or holiday gift idea 🎉
 
❤️ Why You’ll Love It:
Premium 11oz or 15oz ceramic – microwave & dishwasher safe
Printed with bold, fade-resistant design
Gets laughs and starts conversations (and maybe some drama 👀)
Makes the perfect gift for coffee addicts with personality
It's your mug. Your rules. Period.
 
🧺 Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
 
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap