☕️ Funny 16oz Glass Sipper Mug – “If You Touch My Cup; You Will Come Up Missing” – Clear Coffee Cup for Bold Coffee Lovers
 
 
🚨 WARNING: This Cup Comes With Attitude! 🚨
Sip in savage style with our 16oz Glass Sipper Mug, boldly printed with the hilarious slogan:  “If You Touch My Cup; You Will Come Up Missing!” 😤☕
 
This isn’t just a mug—it’s a personal caffeine protection policy. Whether you’re dodging nosy coworkers, clingy roommates, or “I just want a sip” friends, this clear glass cup speaks volumes before your first drop of coffee hits. Crafted from premium borosilicate glass with a spill-safe sipper lid, this mug combines fierce personality with everyday function. It’s elegant, edgy, and ready to defend your morning brew. 💅

🥤 Product Features:
Vibrant colors for a lively design
Includes splash-resistant bamboo lid with Tritan straw option
Durable Tritan straw withstands hot and cold temperatures
Clear tempered glass offers a sleek look
BPA-Free and handmade in the USA
 
💥 Click “Add to Cart” NOW before someone else “accidentally” grabs your cup. Let the world know: You’re caffeinated and dangerous! 💀☕
 
🎯 Perfect For:
Coffee lovers who guard their cup like treasure
Sass queens and caffeine kings
Work-from-home warriors with zero tolerance
Gift for bold coworkers, friends, or family
Anyone tired of repeating “That’s MY mug!”
 
❤️ Why You’ll Love It:
16oz size – perfect for your morning fuel ☕
Durable, heat-resistant clear glass = sleek & strong
Spill-safe sipper lid for on-the-go sipping
Dishwasher safe, BPA-free, and ultra-Instagrammable 📸
It’s funny, fierce, and SO you.
 
🧺 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Dry thoroughly with a towel or air dry with the lid removed
 
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Dry thoroughly with a towel or air dry with the lid removed, Hand wash only