🐶 Funny Dog Coffee Mug – “If You Touch My Cup; You Will Come Up Missing!” | Perfect Gift for Dog Moms & Dads
 
Your morning mood, summed up in one hilarious mug 🐾☕
Introducing the must-have coffee cup for dog lovers with an attitude – featuring the funny (and slightly threatening) slogan:
👉 “If you touch my cup; you will come up missing!”
 
This playful 11oz ceramic coffee mug isn’t just for sipping — it’s for making a statement. Whether you're a proud dog parent, obsessed with your fur baby, or just need a solid reason to laugh before caffeine, this mug will be your new go-to. With adorable paw prints and canine charm, it’s the perfect blend of humor and heart. Every dog lover knows: don’t mess with the coffee… or the dog!

🍵 Mug Features:
Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look
Vibrant, crisp colors from advanced printing techniques
Microwave-safe for easy heating
Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit your needs
 
🔥 Order now and claim your throne as the alpha of the coffee kingdom.
Warning: Side effects may include tail wags, laughs, and protective stares.
 
❤️ Why You’ll Love This Mug:
🐾 Eye-catching design with bold, funny slogan
☕ Durable 11oz ceramic – perfect for coffee, tea, or pup-related drama
🐶 A must-have for every dog mom, dog dad, or fur baby fanatic
🎁 Makes a hilarious and thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because
🧼 Dishwasher & microwave safe — because life’s too short for handwashing
 
🎯 Perfect For:
Dog moms & dads who take their caffeine and their dogs very seriously
Pet lovers looking for a quirky and unique gift
Anyone who needs a laugh with their morning brew
Office warriors defending their mugs from mug thieves

🧺 Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
 
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap