☕ No Talking Before Coffee Mug | Funny Morning Coffee Cup | Sarcastic Gift for Coffee Lovers, Coworkers, Friends | Introvert Coffee Mug
💤Warning: Approach at your own risk — caffeine levels are dangerously low.
For the not-so-morning person who needs at least one cup of coffee (or three) before forming full sentences, this "No Talking Before Coffee" mug is a loud and clear message to the world: silence first, conversation later.
With bold, no-nonsense lettering and premium ceramic construction, it’s your new favorite way to sip and survive your early hours. Whether at home or in the office, this mug adds the perfect splash of sarcasm to your daily routine. It also makes a hilarious and relatable gift for anyone who prefers coffee over small talk.
☕Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a polished look
- Vibrant colors with bright, crisp designs
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
- Durable construction in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz
🎯 Perfect For:
Coffee lovers with a morning attitude
Coworkers, employees, or bosses (who get it)
Introverts who communicate in caffeine
Friends and family who are off-limits before 9am
Gag gifts, white elephant, or office party swaps
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
Instantly relatable and hilariously honest
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
Microwave & dishwasher safe
High-quality ceramic with crisp, bold print
Starts your morning with a laugh (and keeps people away)
Perfect balance of funny, functional, and downright accurate
🛒 Limited Stock Available – Order Now and Wear Your Mood!
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🧺 Care Instructions:
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Coffee Lovers' Ceramic Mug - No Talking Before Coffee, Gift for Baristas, Cup
Because this mug is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless the item arrives damaged or has a manufacturer defect.
If there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the problem, and we’ll make it right. Your satisfaction is our priority!
